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Ok by now you have caught on that we do Top Ten Tuesdays. Well we had a great one ready to go yesterday, and we put a LOT of effort into it. Then we had technical difficulties... and not only did we not get it up in time... we also lost the whole thing! Grrrrr... So I did a little magic and a little clickety clackety at my computer... and put this one together in a hurry tonight... So without further ado......My Top 10 Top of our 10 Pictures... which I have re-captioned for your enjoyment!  Number 10: I can hear a faint heartbeat! Get Dr McDreamy stat!  Number 9: Just a little adjustment and we'll have your back straight in no time! (Man I really need an office!)  Number 8: This is what I propose for the menu at the Luncheaon. What do you mean you had that for breakfast? Oh my gawd... so did I!  Number 7: Do you think he noticed this pimple???  Number 6: See it's much sexier when I talk with my butt than when Jim Carrey did it!  Number 5: Damn bugs are always sticking to my car right after I wash it!  Number 4: And he was all, "That's not what I meant when I said 'Come on baby light my fire,'! And I was all, 'What EV AHHHH!' And then he like, told the fireman to spray me, and like totally left me there! I just don't understand what went wrong!  Number 3: Look honey! I bedazzled your tighty whiteys!  Number 2: What new phone?  Number 1: You said wear my Sunday best. This IS my Sunday best! Wishing you oodles of love and laughter....
XOXO Kristina~~~~~ Today we are introducing another of our specialized days of the week. Top Ten Tuesday! We have done a few top ten lists and they have been pretty popular, so we decided to make it a regular feature! Today we have Top Ten Things you Shouldn't buy at a Thrift Store! I should warn you... I wanted to edit the pictures to make them look Vintage-y. In the process I discovered a fun feature where I could ad stickers to the pictures.... and I went a little crazy! But I was having a LOT of fun doing it!  Number 10: Vintage Ties! They only look retro cool because they are the best of the worst... take them home and you will see how truly hideous they are!  Number 9: A walker! Well Amanda said this was a walker, but I tried to convince her that... hmmm.. it was actually something else! But either way... don't buy one that somebody has donated.... I mean... think about where this has been!!!! PS The blue bow was added to cover a gratuitous cleavage shot that we didn't think you were ready for yet! I figure you want to get to know us better before we get to that! ;)  Number 8: Doily.... thingys! 'Nough said!  Number 7: I'm not sure what this thing is... but we don't think you should buy it! It does however remind me of this next picture:  And yes, this is the face she would make if she won a title! :)  Number 6: A giant skinny candle on a stick. Well it actually looks like a roman candle. Not exactly Candle Light Dinner material! PS The stogie is totally fake lol  Number 5: A creamer container that is supposed to look like radishes but actually looks like.... well you can see it too!  Number 4: Chuckie's mistress! Since I aged the picture you can't see how bad the doll really looks... but picture the creepy doll from True Blood this season! You don't want this girls guardian spirit following you home!  Number 3: Ugly T-shirts! They were donated for a reason people... leave them there!  Number 2: Anything that causes you to pour something you are supposed to drink from the mouth of an animal! I'm sorry.. it's just weird! PS: She looked like she was getting cold so I thought I would warm her up with a little hat! :)  AND.... Number 1:
This is what Harry Potter would look like.. If he wore Gold Lame. Which he shouldn't! And you shouldn't either! Thank you for joining us for Top 10 Tuesday! Come back again for more fun! XOXO ~~~~Kristina Only 16 more days to the Grand Opening of the Sacred Village! Hello again from Kristina! I know, by now you think Amanda really started all of this by herself and made me up to share the blame... but that's not entirely true. I actually like to stay out of site so she gets the blame if anything goes wrong! :) I have been working hard behind the scenes, but will be blogging more and more over time. I am working on our first e-book as well. It's one we are both very excited about and know that you will be too! We have also added a few new tabs to our menu. We now have a section designated for our new advice column, Dear Amanda and Kristina. This is where we will take questions, openly or anonymously, and we will both answer the questions so you get a kind of Dear Abby vs Ann Landers perspective! We've also added the tab "Gifts From Us to You" which is where we will be posting any fun little printables and free gifts that we create for you. To start off we have one from each of us that we published originally on our personal blogs. They are very dear to our hearts and we want to share them with as many women as possible! And last but not least... I can find funny pictures to post too!  XOXO
Kristina ~~ Check out the column to the right and follow us, find us online, or signup to receive posts by email! We have so many exciting things in the works and we don’t want you to miss any of it!  I love things that make me smile when I see them. I post them on my face book page and I even have them on my photo frame at work to help me get through those rough times when I want to bang my head against the wall and throw my computer chair. LOL I am sure as of now your wondering just how crazy I am but hahahahaha just wait and see my lovelies.  This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen and for some odd reason it reminds me of Kristina and myself. I laugh every time I see it. I hope you have a good laugh too.
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